We are all snowflakes. Little, secretly extremely similar, special snowflakes.

You could say that there are two types of people in the world, shower peers and dirty fucking liars. Unfortunately for you, I am here to tell you otherwise (Mostly because this trend needs to die and I feel like saying what I am about to say).

There is one type of person. We are all magnificent, exploring, innovative, devolving, wildly creative, self-obsessed, compassionate, weird, horrific, awesome homosapiens.

So yay!

Go conquer the world, fellow humans.
Love,

All Apologies

Well...hi again?

That was an inexcusable absence. 

BUT WE'RE BACK, BABY! 

Belgium + Paris Collection

Belgium + Paris

These are my seven favorites from my internetless trip of sailing. Also, I'm on Bloglovin! <a href="http://www.bloglovin.com/blog/9864925/?claim=evd9eymqadw">Follow my blog with Bloglovin</a>

Liebster Award

Thank you so much http://batmanisreal.blogspot.com for nominating me for the Liebster Award! Tada:

*Sparkles**Sparkles*

THE RULES

• You must share 11 things about yourself.
• Answer the 11 questions that your tagger has given you.
• Choose 11 other blogs for the nomination. Nominees must have under 200 followers on Google Friend Connect.
• Leave 11 questions for your nominees.
• Lastly, thank the person that nominated you and link back to their blog.

About Me

1. I am extremely sarcastic but will only show you how amazingly wonderful *jazz hands* I am if I am comfortable with you because I'm weird/shy that way.
2. I microcatagorize (family of Gen Xers), so I like alternative punk rock and grunge from the late 80's and early 90's.
3. I sail all year despite living in New England, and yes, it is a sport. 
4. I wish I knew more people.
5. My word for hoe is *farming equipment*
6. I think too much. 
7. Maybe I have undiagnosed ADD or something BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS THINKING just like how that veggie IS REALLY a fruit but I forget its name. Seriously, what was it? If you think of a "vegetable" that is really a fruit, COMMENT IT BELOW. 
8. I want to be a fashion photographer and start my own magazine some day. 
9. I love album artwork and think that iTunes (how it's used) is ruining the culture of them.
10. That Progressive ad with the drug dealing aspect to Snapshot freaks me out. 

Questions Para Mi

1. First of all, how are you?

I could be better. But I could be worse! But mostly could be better. And a little sleep deprived.

2. Favorite album?

Rubber Factory - Black Keys

3. Describe your favorite pair of socks.

There is nothing particularly special about this pair. Brown wool on the outside, white wool on the inside. Simple. But these socks have stood by me through almost all of my years of sailing, keeping me warm even on the days where it could have snowed. 

4. If you could permanently change (or fix) something, what would it be?

I would make it so that nobody could fake anything about themselves. Be real.

6. Least favorite book?

In Time. I forget the author, but I feel I would be disgracing them anyways. But this book, this summer reading book, had so much potential. Then it failed miserably. 

7. How much cash do you have on you right now?

None!

8. How old are you?

13, my birthday being on March 20, the first day of spring!

9. Film or digital?

Digital, but I would use film if I had the access.

10. Have you ever taken a stand? If so, how was it?

For Adele, actually. Some rude guys I know were criticizing her size in comparison to her voice. Let's just say that with a few persuasive verbal gestures, they saw how awesome she is/was. But I wish I took more stands. I think about them a lot, think about what I should say, and watch everything happen.

11. Ever pulled a prank? If so, what was your best prank? If not, what prank would you consider pulling?

I NEVER HAVE. RIGHT. It would depend on who it was, and it probably would have to do with an inside joke.

Nominations

• Enchanted Blogging - http://rachelyelding.blogspot.co.uk
• Style Orbit - http://fashionfledge.blogspot.ca
• For Show - http://www.kzspygv.com
• The Nancy Wilde Experience - http://nancywilde.blogspot.com
• Be My Nightingale - http://pleasebemynightingale.blogspot.com
• Impromptu - http://im-promptu.blogspot.com
• Psychedelic Daisy - http://psychedelicdaisy.blogspot.com
• Under A Bridge - http://under-a-bridge.blogspot.com
• American Dream - http://tumbleweedandporcelain.blogspot.com
• The Veritable Shiz - http://theveritableshiz.blogspot.com
• Unicorns and Lungfish - http://unicornsandlungfish.blogspot.com

I love basically anyone who has a blog, but I wuvs these guys' blogs AND I know the link. And they're all awesome.

Questions Para Ustedes

1. Do you speak a second language?
2. How do you feel about the moon?
3. Why do you use Blogspot and why is it so popular?
4. What do normal people i.e. you wonderful people do with summer?
5. Mac or PC?
6. What is your ultimate style icon?
7. Do you consider yourself worthy?
8. What keeps you up at night?
9. Do you read Rookie?
10. Do you journal?
11. Are you 100% right now?

Okay, far too much effort for a weekend, but that's how much I love the internet. 

<3 Blue Jade

GUESS HOW COOL I AM.

I AM ON TWITTER. RIGHT.

RIGHT.

RIIGGHHHTT.

@The_Blue_Taco

(Un) Perfect

Let me start by apologizing for the absence. My hotel in Nieuwpoort didn't have internet, so I had to leave you dearies. BUT I AM BACK. 

Anyways! Here is the beginning of another photo collection. Tell me what you think! :) (My favorite was too big of a file, but whatevs.)

(Un) Perfect

Ode To Umbrellas

Ode To Umbrellas

(If you don't like it, I don't mind. I mean, it is poetry for sparkles' sake.)

To things that always happen,

Those that never do.

Things that get stuck in your head,

To things that slowly slip away.

To dreams that follow you

Like the sun in the car.

To days that are infinite

And ones short as a pin.

To paperclips, binder clips, hair clips, and locks.

To building it up,

And knocking it down.

Fires, snowstorms, depression, and joy.

To opposites attracting

And similar binding.

Cheers to the things that bring rain,

Smiles, whales, and tears.

But most of all,

Cheers to the things that you don't cheer for.

Cheers to umbrellas.

Love as always,

Your BDJ 

Begining

This it it. I am now in the blog world.




Whhoooaaaaaaaahhhhh.




Now let's bet on how long this will last.

All in on forever.