The Newest NSA Problem

Yes, this is a real thing. Yes, this happened on national television.

And yes, a woman was involved in this conversation.

And obviously feminism is a national security problem. Duh. HOW COULD WE DO THIS TO OUR COUNTRY YOU GUIZ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=292rVp8tlic

I can't.

We are all snowflakes. Little, secretly extremely similar, special snowflakes.

You could say that there are two types of people in the world, shower peers and dirty fucking liars. Unfortunately for you, I am here to tell you otherwise (Mostly because this trend needs to die and I feel like saying what I am about to say).

There is one type of person. We are all magnificent, exploring, innovative, devolving, wildly creative, self-obsessed, compassionate, weird, horrific, awesome homosapiens.

So yay!

Go conquer the world, fellow humans.
Love,