Friday, June 21, 2013

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Ode To Umbrellas

Ode To Umbrellas

(If you don't like it, I don't mind. I mean, it is poetry for sparkles' sake.)

To things that always happen,
Those that never do.
Things that get stuck in your head,
To things that slowly slip away.
To dreams that follow you
Like the sun in the car.
To days that are infinite
And ones short as a pin.
To paperclips, binder clips, hair clips, and locks.
To building it up,
And knocking it down.
Fires, snowstorms, depression, and joy.
To opposites attracting
And similar binding.
Cheers to the things that bring rain,
Smiles, whales, and tears.
But most of all,
Cheers to the things that you don't cheer for.
Cheers to umbrellas.

Love as always,
Your BDJ 

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

City Collection (Part I)

The City (Part I)

     The grime, the filth, the glory. I present the city.


<3 Blue Jade

Netflix Guide To The Galaxy

Netflix Guide To The Galaxy/Life

Netflix has soooo much stuff. Stuff like junk. Stuff like OMGOMGOMGNEEDTOSEETHAT. Stuff like So here is my guide to marathoning Netflix. Good luck. I hope you like my list for you. (Btdubs, Netflix claims my taste is Quirky, independent comedies. How refined.) 

TV Shows
  • 30 Rock - Need it be explained? 
  • Futurama - You like it or you don't. But you will like it. So watch it. (Nixon is ridiculed to no end, so if you're a supporter of him stay away)
  • How I Met You Mother - I can't explain why it's funny. It just is. 
  • That 70's Show - Campy yet  funny. 

Musts (Trust me.)

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Rock n' Roll High School
  • Love and Other Disasters
  • Charlie Bartlett
  • Assassination of a High School President
  • Clueless
  • Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

Semi-Favorites/Try It (I still love them, but you may not)

  • Saturday Night Live: Best of Commercial Parodies
  • Butter
  • Adventures of Tintin (Not a kiddie movie, I really love it)
  • Heathers
  • Adventureland

Good luck navigating the mass of junk to find these gems. These are all instant stream movies (I checked)!! (Thought I'd throw that in there) 

~The Blue Jade Press 

Mwaah I love you.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

A Tale of Two Stories

A Tale of Two Stories

     Just kidding. It's not about the cermingling of two twisted tales. These are just two stories I scribbled down. Care to listen? Please critique if you please.

The Blue Jade Press

Super Lady & Kryptonite 

I want every splinter of you gone. Whenever my heart beats, that little strand of you punches against it. I want every part of you gone. Your thoughts, your memories, reminders, influences, being, sayings, inside jokes, expectations. I don't want to look at you and be reminded that I have to be ordinary. To live by others' standards. Why should you keep me from being the superlady that I am? Shouldn't I be flying through revolving doors and saving kittens (puppies, let's be honest) from trees?

(That font is SwingSet BB from if this shows up)


Mac never failed to follow his routine. Every morning came with a freshly steamed gray and blue tie (occasionally a red one if he felt daring), half of a cup of expresso, and the first three articles of the Wall Street Journal. Every morning was pristine and somewhat sterile, almost as if the days had been as starched white as Mac's dress shirts. All was in order, the numbers kept, every linen folded exactly the same as the day before. This is why Mac did his job so well. His orderliness was impeccable. 

Of the few houseguests he had, they all believed he had a maid. When he shook his head, they all sighed in disbelief and partial disgust. It was a crime to make your own bed anyways. Mac mostly only ever had company to prove that the house wasn't haunted, but left his door locked after the first few years of forcing people into his house. Every time they would touch something, knock over a glass, or spill wine on his white rugs, white walls, white couch. It simply was not worth the hassle. And so his gate was left to swing in the wind, and make eery creeks for the children to squeal at. 

Hey, don't tell me they're not related. Can't you see the connection? Philistine. (I still love you)

Summer Fun (Part II)

Summer Fun Part II

Monday, June 17, 2013

Fierceness Level


      Well, technically be yourself as always. Being Yourself just falls under the fierce category.

            Anyways. How fierce you ask? 

     That fierce. 

     Go crush some copper demons.

<3 Blue Jade Press

(This sculpture was at an exhibit in the Freer in DC. The Promise of Paradise I believe? Check it out)

Feeling Grungerful

For the days of grunge, I present the Feeling Grungerful playlist:
  1. Miserable - Lit
  2. Dammit - Blink 182
  3. Glycerine - Bush
  4. Polly - Nirvana
  5. Hurt - Johnny Cash
  6. Please Do Not Go - Violent Femmes
  7. Panic - The Smiths
  8. Girlfriend (Legacy Edition) - Matthew Sweet 
  9. Touch Me - The Doors
  10. Everything Zen - Bush 

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Summer Fun (Part I)


This it it. I am now in the blog world.


Now let's bet on how long this will last.

All in on forever.