Monday, June 24, 2013

The True Ways of Bad Assery

        Who doesn't want to people to think they're badass? Well, complete these ten steps, and you will be the ultimate bad ass in however long it takes you to do so. Once you have, you may look at the secret, the TRUE WAYS OF BADASSERY and the bottom of the post.

  1. Remove all yogurt products from your residence. Seriously? Yogurt? Nobody, let alone a badass eats yogurt. Pfft.
  2. Dye your hair a different color. Nothing says mystery like a new color to gawk at.
  3. Get a cross necklace. 
  4. Ignore your friends. You're a lone wolf.
  5. Burn every article of pink, purple, or yellow clothing. Eww you're not a princess.
  6. Don't study or complete any sort of work. 
  7. Knock the living day lights out of your middle school bully.
  8. Wear motorcycle boots.
  9. Ignore all mainstream hipster stuff. 
  10. Start hating your family. They are the root of all that's evil in your life. How can you not see that. 

No cheaters. Although it's badass... NO CHEATING.

I would have a juggling unicorn image here so you couldn't see the answer, but the video wouldn't work.

But you're welcome for this amazing entertainment.

Well here's the answer, so now I can go away forever.

11. You already are badass. 
12. I'm sorry if saying hipster was offensive. It's a satire.