- Remove all yogurt products from your residence. Seriously? Yogurt? Nobody, let alone a badass eats yogurt. Pfft.
- Dye your hair a different color. Nothing says mystery like a new color to gawk at.
- Get a cross necklace.
- Ignore your friends. You're a lone wolf.
- Burn every article of pink, purple, or yellow clothing. Eww you're not a princess.
- Don't study or complete any sort of work.
- Knock the living day lights out of your middle school bully.
- Wear motorcycle boots.
- Ignore all mainstream hipster stuff.
- Start hating your family. They are the root of all that's evil in your life. How can you not see that.
No cheaters. Although it's badass... NO CHEATING.
I would have a juggling unicorn image here so you couldn't see the answer, but the video wouldn't work.
But you're welcome for this amazing entertainment.
Well here's the answer, so now I can go away forever.
11. You already are badass.
12. I'm sorry if saying hipster was offensive. It's a satire.