Sunday, January 26, 2014

A Visit From The Beast

This is actually and english assignment, but because I'm so exciiTTEEDDD about it, y'all get to feast your eyes and brain. You're so incredibly welcome \o/

The Visit From The Beast

No more typing, please halt your keys.
Let the words dry up and your ideas fly away.
There they go, away, far far away, in the breeze.
Writer's Block wishes you the most wonderful dismay.
Let the great demon be poured like concrete
Between the previously whizzing mind and the now blank page.
Lovely Writer's Block has no want to be discreet.
It intends to trap you in a poorly decorated cage,
With frustration as your good and only friend.
Your beast may even, if so caring, throw in disappointment
You know, to really make sure you fall off the deep end.
But don't worry, to Writer's Block, there is no cure or ointment.
There is one plain and simple end to the horrendous doubt;
You must wait, and write it out.

Monday, January 20, 2014

The Newest NSA Problem

Yes, this is a real thing. Yes, this happened on national television.

And yes, a woman was involved in this conversation.

And obviously feminism is a national security problem. Duh. HOW COULD WE DO THIS TO OUR COUNTRY YOU GUIZ.

I can't.

Monday, November 25, 2013


Something positive to hold you over until the weekend:

See? Aren't you happier? 


Thursday, November 14, 2013

We are all snowflakes. Little, secretly extremely similar, special snowflakes.

You could say that there are two types of people in the world, shower peers and dirty fucking liars. Unfortunately for you, I am here to tell you otherwise (Mostly because this trend needs to die and I feel like saying what I am about to say).

There is one type of person. We are all magnificent, exploring, innovative, devolving, wildly creative, self-obsessed, compassionate, weird, horrific, awesome homosapiens.

So yay!

Go conquer the world, fellow humans.

All Apologies

Well...hi again?

That was an inexcusable absence. 


Monday, August 12, 2013

Lyrical Lyrics in PS

Lyrical PS

Welkom to my beginnings of lyrical lyrics in Photoshops.

Beast of Burden - Rolling Stones
Pyro - Kings of Leon
Cabron - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Is it just me or has this summer been too quick?

~ BJP 

Friday, August 2, 2013

Summer Fun (Part III)

Summer Fun - Part III

Okay, I know you've already seen two. But this is the last installment for ten months.

Ta ta for now darlings.

~*Blue Jade Press*~